Blague

[Abir]

> Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Lebanese president died and
went all to hell.
>
> Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see
how everybody is doing there....
> She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
> well,devil how much do I owe you ?
> The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
> 5 million dollars?!!!
> She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
> Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna
call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
> He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: well,devil
how much do I owe you????
> The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
> 10 million dollars?!!!!!!
> He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair...
> The Lebanese president was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts
screaming and screaming, I wanna .............. call Lebanon too, I
wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the
ministers, to the deputies,I wanna talk to everybody...
> He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours,he was
talking and tallking and talking... then he said:
> Well, devil how much do I owe you????
> The devil goes: 2$ ...
> Only 2 dollars?!!!!!
> The devil goes: well, from hell to hell, it's local !!